“May the taunting Trump teenager feel the bite of our tribal tomahawk against his smug mug,” read their battle declaration
Climate change run amok. Donald Trump’s ancient beginnings uncovered. Both are explained in the story of Noah’s Ark.
It is unclear why Trump titled dinner after deadly Russian nerve agent, but George recently called president “a pathological liar”
Then, it follows one Vlad orange can ruin the whole “countrty”.
President seems to be conflating his interest in groping with a federal crime that will likely result in his impeachment
Rep. Rashida Tlaib, in no holds barred comments, says she plans to “rip traitor Trump a new asshole” during her rebuttal speech
After recent spelling blunders, speaker wants president to take adequate time to edit, polish, and reword his annual address
After serving Clemson football team massive fast-food spread, president says he’d love to own a chain of Burger King’s
The Truth-to-Power Chorus tunes-up with “My Favorite Tweets”
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