Will she forever be a renter of the dream house?
Despite what you think, I’m not made of the money I leave under children’s pillows
“My philosophy? If it’s broke, burn it.”
Beauty, like history, is doomed to repeat itself
“This story is brought to you by Blue Apron.”
“You can’t just alter a human a little bit and call it a day, Gary.”
“You’ve got to get into the desk owner’s head!”
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