The Haven

A Place to Be Funny Without Being a Jerk

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Page Barnes

Mom, Lawyer, Writer, Hot Mess. Founder of The Haven.

Latest Posts

My Dearest Writer, I Want You To Work Without Pay

I implore you to hear my plea, for I shall have less money if I pay you.

Bed, Bath and Beyond Creepy

Why do these popular nighttime products give me insomnia?

YOU Drive Medium Radio  —  Day 2

It’s time to step up your clapping game.

Larry Ruins the School Play

Larry hit the knees of everyone sitting in Row D before settling down next to Rose, his girlfriend. His body was ten percent too big for…

New History Book Shines on Drumpf

Cal Tech discovery more than historic

Some More Rude Sounding Words

Be careful, or you could make yourself look assonantal.

We’re Updating Medium’s Terms and Conditions

If pain persists, please see your curator

YOU Drive Medium Radio —  Day 1

Don’t lapse on this essential programming.

Why You Shouldn’t Cut Your Bangs on a Bad-Hair Day

I grabbed a pair of scizzors and attacked my hair, chopping, chopping, chopping

Baby Travel 101: My Baby Has Some Tips for Your Baby

If your baby is new to travel, this checklist will get them up to speed lickety split


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