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Ellie Guzman

Millennial witch of Medium. Lover of writing, comedy, tequila, and dogs. Views my own.

Latest Posts

Rejected Women’s Empowerment Slogans

We’re living in the Golden Age of female empowerment. With more oppressive stories coming out every day and online shopping hitting a boom…

Hot Fantasies for the Domestic Realist

Netflix and ADHD? — Must be good with hands

Non-Inspirational and Slightly Inappropriate Yoga Thoughts

Yoga teachers can’t read minds, right?

BREAKING NEWS: Hookup Refills Brita, Sets New Dating Standard for All Men

In a developing story from Sarah Ross’s apartment, Ben Stein of Manhasset, New York was thirsty and reached for the almost empty Brita…

BREAKING: Elderly male patient mistakes black female physician for nurse and white CPR mannequin…

Max Splainington, a 71-year-old patient admitted for chest pain to Gregorio Hospital’s emergency department, found himself in an awkward…

This is Awkward…My IUD Just Followed Me On Instagram

Upon insertion, I was jazzed about getting an IUD! “You’ll love it,” said my gynecologist. “You’ll have lighter periods, manageable PMS…

Yes, I Can Come in to Work Today

Hello, hi yes. It’s me. Your employee.


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