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Ellie Guzman

Millennial witch of Medium. Lover of writing, comedy, tequila, and dogs. Views my own.

Latest Posts

BREAKING NEWS: Hookup Refills Brita, Sets New Dating Standard for All Men

In a developing story from Sarah Ross’s apartment, Ben Stein of Manhasset, New York was thirsty and reached for the almost empty Brita…

BREAKING: Elderly male patient mistakes black female physician for nurse and white CPR mannequin…

Max Splainington, a 71-year-old patient admitted for chest pain to Gregorio Hospital’s emergency department, found himself in an awkward…

This is Awkward…My IUD Just Followed Me On Instagram

Upon insertion, I was jazzed about getting an IUD! “You’ll love it,” said my gynecologist. “You’ll have lighter periods, manageable PMS…

Yes, I Can Come in to Work Today

Hello, hi yes. It’s me. Your employee.

My Self-Care Routine

There’s a lot of talk about self-care these days, and for good reason! It’s more important than ever, and certainly more important than…

So You Think You Can Prez

The Reality TV Competition For Billionaires Who Think They’ve Got What It Takes To Run The Country

4 Things to Do Instead of Hitting The Gym in the New Year

Hey ladies! It’s the New Year, which means… you have to take everything that makes you a person and erase it. If you grow body hair…

Dear Grettle: Pie Hard

With A Vengeance


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