1978 Airstream Camper. Silver (mostly). Light cosmetic damage on outside, nothing compared to that on the inside.
Dear local school district, My family has decided our kindergarten student will not be arriving to school with any of the prescribed…
I’ll not allow you to cleanse your epidermal veneer until I’ve rectified this gross scientific malpractice. You’re welcome.
1. Loud noises overstimulate you, which is why you wear a plastic bucket on your head at all times with holes cut out for your eyes.
A wily, one-eyed suicidal god probably has a better chance of fixing this mess than we do ourselves
Well looky what we’ve got here, a class of new recruits expecting to become programmers in just 12 short weeks!
When I pulled into the parking lot this morning, I hadn’t turned off my engine when I noticed you walk through the doors, into the office…
After 30, your friends don’t think about you. Your best friend? She has a best friend, too. They’re planning a trip to Italy without you…
Job interviews in higher education are tough. Soldiers are tougher.
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